lunch lady

Since my cat was a tiny kitten, she has had an obsession with playing with my hair while I try to sleep at night.  Dinks tends to get carried away playing in my hair and gets so excited that she usually ends up trying to pull out strand by strand with her razor sharp kitten teeth.  This hurts me so.  I wake up in the middle of the night to the feeling of having my hair ripped from its follicle almost nightly.

I've considered wearing a shower cap to bed.