Clyyyyyyde!

Dave's stepdad says awesome stuff.  The stuff that he says may tie with the stuff my own dad says.

We were going to take Dave's youngest bro to get a beer the other night but didn't feel like driving too far from the hotel so we decided to take him to Dave and Buster's (ha!) with one of his other brother's. 

Diane (Dave's mom):  Where are you guys taking Tim?
Clyde (Dave's stepdad):  (Interupting Dave)  To a BAR, Diane!  A saloon!

My other favorite:

Clyde:  What's that you're taking there?
Me:  An Advil.  I have a headache.
Clyde:  Dope!

Yesssss!